The Story Of India (Ajab Desh Ki Gajab Kahani)

1.  We live in a nation where Rice is Rs.40/- per kg and Sim Card is free.
2. Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police.
3. Car loan @ 5% but education loan @ 12%.
4. Students with 45% get in elite institutions thru quota system and those with 90% get out because of merit.

5. Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity. 2 IPL teams are auctioned at 3300 crores and we are still a poor country where people starve for 2 square meals per day.

6. Where the footwear, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, butvegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath.

7. Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous.

8. Assembly complex buildings are getting ready within one year while public transport bridges alone take several years to be completed.

9. Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with real lemon.
5. Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity. 2 IPL teams are auctioned at 3300 crores and we are still a poor country where people starve for 2 square meals per day.
6. Where the footwear, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, butvegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath.
7. Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous.
8. Assembly complex buildings are getting ready within one year while public transport bridges alone take several years to be completed.
9. Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with real lemon.
10. Where everyone loves a government job but fears from using a government hospital.

Reasons to live in India

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.  If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely. If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.   If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.  If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.   If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.  If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.   If you illegally cross the Indian border you get a ration card, voter identification, passport, haj subsidy, job, a driver’s license, identity card, job reservation, special privileges, credit cards, subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house, free education, free health care, a lobbyist in New Delhi and voting rights.  Incredible India !

Indian News Channels Owned By Government

The Indian government from now on has started blackmailing and forcing various media houses to not to show reports and clippings of Anna Hazare's movement against corruption and dictatorship in India. After imposing strict regulations on the social media such as facebook, google, and twitter the corrupt congress government has spent around millions of rupees to somehow circumvent the whole movement of team Anna.

Below are some tremendously reputed English media houses (news channels) who suddenly stopped the reporting of clashes between government and team Anna on 12th December 2011.

The government simply wants to distract the fluent communication between team Anna and the Indian people.  On 12th of December 2011 when all the Hindi news channels were showing how the standing committee cheated the people of India by presenting an obscene and useless Jokepal Bill in the parliament, all the English news channels were mum and didn't telecast a bit about the scene. People kept thinking what actually was wrong with the TOI and big braggy news brands.

Some comments on the TOI (Times Of India):

You might be wondering how is it possible to seize the BIG mouths of such big media and internationally renowned news channels, well here are some answer's we found out:

• The heavily powered government (Bharat Sarkaar - sounds great!) calls the editors of newspapers and news channels and tells them if you don't do what we say, we are gonna do the same darn things which we did with Kiran Bedi, Arvind Kejriwal and Anna.
• They threaten them by fixing a CBI or Income Tax Department planned raid and audits.
• They torture the media houses and threaten by implying false accusations. 
• Government even pressurizes them by cancelling the license or by attacking them via various political parties and mafia's.
• But not always the ball is in governments court, they even bribe some media channels.

We just hope that madamji hasn't forgot what happened with Gaddafi.

TV Cartoons Using Bollywood Actors Voices

India is a country obsessed with the bollywood film industry. Now a days there is a new trend in the Indian cartoon networks, that is mimicking Indian actors voices to replace a characters voice.


The most common ones are;

• Sunny Deol
• Suniel Shetty
• Shahrukh Khan
• Saif Ali Khan
• Paresh Rawal
• Arshad Warsi
• Gulshan Grover
• Amrish Puri
• Akshay Kumar
• Shakti Kapoor
• Shatrughan Sinha
• Asrani
• Ajay Devgan
• Amir Khan

This idea has bought a lot of increase in the trp's of the cartoon television networks as these actors are quite well known and familiar with every Indian.  This niche has also generated quite a remarkable employment and scope for Indian mimicry artists.

Another plus point is that even adults enjoy watching these cartoons, just because the characters have bollywood actor like voices.

Some cartoons which use bollywood actors voices are;

• Zig And Sharko (Nick India) Monday-Friday 6:30 PM

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Zig and sharko comprises of a carnivores animal named Zig (voice of Saif Ali Khan) whose motive is to kill and eat a mermaid named Marina (Kareena). But a  savior shark named Sharko (voice of Sunny Deol) always protects Marina and makes Zig fail at his every attempt to kill her. Zig is assisted by a quite small and cute crab named  Bernie (Circuit) (voice of Arshad Warsi), who lives on a small lagoon with Zig.

• Oggy And The Cockroaches (Nick India) All the time !

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Oggy and the cockroaches is a tom and jerry like series in which Oggy (voice of Shahrukh Khan) is frequently irritated by the three cockroaches in his house. Namely Joyee (aka chotu, voice of Paresh Rawal), Dee (aka motu, voice of Suneil Shetty), Marky (aka lambu, voice of Akshay Kumar). The trio constantly keeps on making Oggy's life miserable and create a lot of fun for the audience. Oggy is always helped and assisted by his elder militant brother named Jack (aka fauji, voice of Sunny Deol).

There are many such cartoons which telecast on cartoon network or nick or hungama which use mimicry artists to add up some desi masala to videsi cartoons.