Sunday 1 April 2012

The Story Of India (Ajab Desh Ki Gajab Kahani)



1.  We live in a nation where Rice is Rs.40/- per kg and Sim Card is free.
2. Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police.
3. Car loan @ 5% but education loan @ 12%.
4. Students with 45% get in elite institutions thru quota system and those with 90% get out because of merit.

5. Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the 
money to any charity. 2 IPL teams are auctioned at 3300 crores and we are still a poor country where people starve for 2 square meals per day.

6. Where the footwear, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, but
vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath.

7. Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the 
path to be famous.

8. Assembly complex buildings are getting ready within one year while 
public transport bridges alone take several years to be completed.

9. Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash 
liquids with real lemon.

5. Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity. 2 IPL teams are auctioned at 3300 crores and we are still a poor country where people starve for 2 square meals per day.
6. Where the footwear, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, butvegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath.
7. Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous.
8. Assembly complex buildings are getting ready within one year while public transport bridges alone take several years to be completed.
9. Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with real lemon.
10. Where everyone loves a government job but fears from using a government hospital.

Friday 2 March 2012

Reasons to live in India

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.  If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely. If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.   If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.  If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.   If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.  If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.   If you illegally cross the Indian border you get a ration card, voter identification, passport, haj subsidy, job, a driver’s license, identity card, job reservation, special privileges, credit cards, subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house, free education, free health care, a lobbyist in New Delhi and voting rights.  Incredible India !